Thursday, February 19, 2015

And once more, vacation/hiatus time.

Hey folks, I'm heading to Sri Lanka and then Kerala tomorrow for a two week vacation with my fella. We will be visiting ancient temples, beaching, exploring forgotten cities, going on wildlife safaris, visiting tea plantations, hiking massive gorges, boating down the backwaters, attending dance shows, riding elephants, and eating lots and lots and lots of food. I will not be blogging.

See y'all in March!

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Men at work in Calcutta

If there's one thing you see all over the place in India, it's men working. (And sometimes women working, but more often than not the gender ratio in public spaces is crazily skewed like 60:1. But more on that in another post).

In any case, here are some of the interesting jobs I saw while on a long weekend trip to Calcutta....

[This man's job? He's a professional cheese-sitter. Yes, that's what he's doing here--sitting on a block of paneer, squeezing out the water. If this job were available for brie I'd be all over it.]


 [At the flower market, these are the guys who bring flowers to and from the wholesale sellers. It looks like really tough labor.]

[The toughest work, I think,is that of the rickshaw puller. These guys are a throw-back to colonial times and have been banned everywhere else in the country (which has instead bicycle rickshaws) but Calcutta. Actually, they're technically banned in Calcutta too, but nobody seems pay that any attention--rickshaw pullers are everywhere. These guys are supposed to run while pulling along two (inevitably fat) riders for pennies, just pennies. (And need I mention that every rickshaw puller I saw was underweight and looked quite old, just like this fellow?) Apparently they're most used in the monsoon season when the streets are flooded waist height--these guys slosh through the water so their passengers don't have to. Everytime I would pass one of these guys with an empty cart he would bang on the seat and try to give me a ride, but I just...couldn't. Which makes me feel bad too--perhaps the only thing worse than a rickshaw puller running along with two fat cats in the seat is a rickshaw puller with an empty cart. Please, government of India/Calcutta--find better work for these men.]

[A snack seller, in his store nook]
 
 [A slightly more upscale snack seller in his store nook. Still not enough room to stand up in, though-but the snacks were tasty!]

 [This guy is a coal breaker, I think. I'm actually not totally sure what he's doing with the coal, but during the 5 minutes I was watching him he was sort of hunched over it, inhaling full smoke plumes (so unhealthy, poor guy), jabbing it with a stick. This was the one moment he looked up and smiled.]

 [A meat vendor at the local market. His table was his shop]

 [This guy sells hair.  I don't think it's human (at least it smelled very animal-y) but I'm not sure what it was]

[And finally, a woman! This lady ran a chowmein-making store. I had a bit--it was quite tasty]

Friday, February 13, 2015

Seen in Calcutta

Man, Monkey, Truck. Do you think the driver knows he has a hitchhiker?


Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Kate gets a snack

"Kate, the sweet potato guy is by the temple."
Bang! My tea mug slams down as I burst from my chair. The sweet potato man is back! And within easy walking distance! No matter that I've just finished lunch and am absolutely not hungry. No matter that I have much work to do before I leave for the day. The sweet potato man is here!

In two quick swoops I have my wallet in hand and have descended upon my sweet-potato-partner-in-crime's desk.

"Apurba, the sweet potato guy is by the temple!"

Apurba is being called into our boss's office. She looks at me with eyes of hunger and longing. "The sweet potato guy!" She says, "Can you please get me some?"

Of course I can, but no time to delay. I charge down the stairs to the laughter of my colleagues behind me. "Kate," one calls out, "he's not going anywhere. It's the Tuesday night market."

I know they're probably right, but my heart won't let me risk it. The street sweet potato, roasted, then tossed with salt, masala seasoning and lime juice is my favorite Delhi street food. But the season for sweet potatoes is almost over . . . I've gone out every day for the past week in search of any sweet potato vendor but have come up empty handed. (Though, to the market neighborhood just out of walking distance from my office, one still see like, 3 or 4 of those guys on every block. Honestly, some neighborhoods get all the luck!).

I emerge outside, turn left past the street chaiwallah, past the public urinals,  past the corner store where I get my daily diet cokes and past the guy selling dumplings of questionable hygiene. Within these 30 seconds no less than three rickshaw cyclists pull up next to me and pound their back seats, indicating availability. I turn them all down, no need for a rickshaw when the sweet potato guy is just by the temple!

And finally, there he is! With his beautiful display of sweet potatoes roasting on coals, surrounded by a ring of limes and some weird red berries. He looks at me, and I'm afraid he'll sense my desperation and raise his potato prices. So, with bored eye I glance quickly at his display, pretend to consider my dumpling options, then nonchalantly raise up two fingers and wiggle my head.

"Two please."

He takes off, peeling, slicing, dicing, mixing and pouring. Within 45 seconds he's poured me two delicious bowls of savory sweet potato (though I worry that he may have put in too much lime juice). I hand him a crisp 50 rupee note; he hands me back 10 rupees change. Excellent! Charged the right price without any haggling! Clearly, my sweet potato guardian angel is watching out for me today.

Back to the office, carefully cradling my starchy gifts in each hand. Poor Apurba is still in with the boss, so she's going to miss out on the steaming hot deliciousness--though I'm sure it will still be good cold. I leave her present on her desk.

I open my sweet potato packet and the aroma waters my mouth.  I waste no time, but dive in, stuffing each sweet-salty chunk into my mouth with the toothpicks cleverly provided.

Ummmmmmmmmmm

Every day is a good day when the sweet potato man comes around.     

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Delhi Elections, part II

Ok, I need to correct a factual error in my previous post: clearly BJP, despite being the ruling party of India, is not the most popular political party in Delhi. As it turns out from the election results, which were released today, BJP is more like that unpopular kid who somehow snuck into the cool kid's house party because today, in a massive coup, 67 out of the 70 possible city parliamentary seats (sort of like our state senates, I guess) went to the newcomer AAP (Aim Aadmi Party).  As one of my friend's put it, the entirety of the Delhi elected BJP block can now show up to official functions driving one Tata Nano car.

AAP really is the new kid on the block--having formed in just 2013(?) it's not yet a national political party. But the fact that it has totally swept Delhi elections in just its infancy does speak well for its national prospects--presuming, of course, that  Arvind Kejriwal, the new Delhi chief minister (read: governor) and his 67 parliamentarians make good on their platform of anti-corruption and women's safety. Delhi, as the capital city, looms large in the minds of most Indians so, to almost quote Frank Sinatra, if AAP can make it here, they can make it anywhere.

Poor Modi. Not one full year in office and his party is already getting thrashed by the new kid.* As one of my colleagues pointed out, this could really be seen by a (Delhi) referendum on him because, as you guys can see from the picture in my last post, BJP almost entirely ran based on his image. Most Indians I've spoke to seem not too critical of Modi though, so maybe that's reading a bit much into it.

 Anyway, here's hoping AAP really can bring about the change they've campaigned on. Who wouldn't want a less corrupt and safer city?


* Actually, the real losers of the day were the Congress party, which is the other major national party. The Congress party has been in power for the last 15 years, I think, and has basically descended into being a family run business--the family, of course, being that of Indira Gandhi. Everyone I've spoken to seems to agree that the Congress party is hopelessly corrupt and inefficient--so good riddance.



Friday, February 6, 2015

Delhi Elections

 [The front page of all four major newspapers of India yesterday, taken over by BJP political advertising]

It's election season again here in Delhi--in fact the municipal elections are being held today. What has this meant for our glorious heroine over the past few days? Not much, really--just some additional headaches and enforced sobriety.

Let me explain. For the past few weeks local campaigning has throttled into high gear. I'm neither a voter nor a Hindi reader so I have been fairly out of the loop though it has been impossible to miss the uptick in political billboards and advertisements on the roads, in the metro and in the newspaper. There has also certainly been a noticeable amount of political campaigners roaming the street who mercifully ignore me; you can tell who they are because they are adorned in the colors and paraphernalia of their candidate--most prominent amongst by far these have been the BJP guys. BJP is the current ruling party--Prime Minister Modi is BJP--and it's the most popular political party in Delhi.

I really don't mind the groups of campaigners wandering around my neighborhood, even if they do wear the ugliest hats I've seen in a while (sort of like the triangle chef's hat in BJP's orange and green stripes). In fact, I kinda dig how grassroots democracy seems to be around here. (Of course, you do hear ugly tales of local politicians buying/beating votes out of vulnerable populations, which is ... not good). But, from a strictly selfish point of view, what I really dislike about election season are those goddam loudspeakers.

Aaaaargh! The loudspeakers! Attached to cars, autos, lampposts, pretty much anything else that moves or is stationary. Blaring loud, shrill, angry-sounding, cranky political messages in Hindi over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. It's really too much. Even my  afternoon jaunt to my local fruit juice walla, previously my moment of restful chi during the workday, has become a cacophony of political screeches--some idiot has gone and tied a loudspeaker to the fruit stand! Honestly, it's probably worse for folks who can understand the Hindi message but I just... aaaaargh! (Even my cubicle--deep in the windowless guts of my office--provides little relief. Every time a mobile loudspeaker goes by I am reminded of how thin the walls are).

And I can't even dampen my headaches in alcohol because for the three days prior to the elections themselves Delhi goes dry; no liquor sales anywhere. I mean, I do think it's a good idea not to drinking and voting but sometimes a girl just needs a gin and tonic to drown out the cacophony, you know?

Ah democracy. The worst form of political governance except for all other forms.

Thursday, February 5, 2015

The Sunday Book Market


Ever wonder what happens to your old text books, dime novels, study guides, and worn-out classics after you’re done with them? Perhaps donated them to a school book fair, dropped them off at Housing Works or sold them back to Barnes and Nobles? Well, friends, I think I’ve found the answer.



They end up on the streets of Delhi’s Sunday afternoon book market in the old city. A friend who is an avid reader brought me here last Sunday and I was amazed to see blocks and blocks of book-sellers hawking the books of yesteryear (and, to be fair, a couple of new releases as well, carefully displayed in plastic wrapping). Each bookseller seemed to have his own specialty but I was surprised to see just how many old text-books and study guides were on offer; it felt like these were the bulk of the books being sold. I have no idea if a person looking for a specific text book would be able to find it, but I’m pretty sure if you could find a text book on any given subject you were interested in: organic chemistry, US federal law, basic algebra; early modern European history, SAT guides, etc.



There was also a healthy offering of drug store romance novels with pec-a-licious Fabio adorning the cover, not to mention an generous assortment of self-help books, cook books, and, of course, a whole slew of books in Hindi. Not to be outdone, there were also several hawkers with carefully-curated collections of novels and literally classics. I myself pounced on a beat-up copy of Holy Cow (a book about an expat struggling in India that I’d been wanting to read) for only $1.50 while my friend picked up a slightly-charred copy of The Little Prince (the bottom left corner was burned away, but the book itself was perfectly legible) for only $0.50. She also engaged in a fierce bout of bargaining with one vendor for 10 titles she wanted to buy, but ultimately walked away when the vendor refused to lower his price more than $4 per book. (For that price, she says, she can buy the books new.)


One other little fun bit I noticed about the book market—at some places they even sold books by weight! (I bet those vendors don’t do much trade in law texts, though—damned heavy things.)

 [What a bargain! Best-sellers for only Rs. 200 per kilo!]

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

The Red Fort


As I'm sure my usual readers have figured out by now, the streets of Delhi are dotted with fantastic 500+ old monuments; in fact there are so many that most of them aren't even sign-posted or in any way acknowledged by the powers-to-be to be incredible historical structures. However, there are a few big ticket items in Delhi which get all of the tourist love and the Red Fort is prime amongst these.

After 10 months in Delhi I still hadn't managed to make it up to the Red Fort which is in the chaotic old city section of Delhi, but a few weeks ago I decided to finally shake off my procrastination and make the trek. And the Red Fort is monumental: giant in size, rich in history, and chock-full of interesting photo opportunities.



Here’s what Wikipedia has to say about the Red Fort: “It was the residence of the Mughal emperor of India for nearly 200 years, until 1857. In addition to accommodating the emperors and their households, it was the ceremonial and political centre of Mughal government and the setting for events critically impacting the region…. The Red Fort is considered to represent the zenith of Mughal creativity under Shah Jahan. Although the palace was planned according to Islamic prototypes, each pavilion contains architectural elements typical of Mughal buildings, reflecting a fusion of Timurid, Persian and Hindu traditions…. It was designated a UNESCO World Heritage Site in 2007 as part of the Red Fort Complex….The Red Fort is an iconic symbol of India.”

Meh.

Let me explain. I'm not trying to say that the Red Fort enjoys unearned fame and tourist ticket money--I think it is probably $5 and an hour well spent. But there was nothing to me (other than size) that really set it apart from all of the other grandiose Mughal-era buildings this fine city has on display. Call me jaded or palace/fort/tomb weary, I guess, but after a while lots of this stuff starts to look a bit similar. Even if it is an "iconic symbol of India."

Actually, I err. There is something that sets the Red Fort apart from other tourist sites around Delhi—and that is crowds. I mean, many of Delhi’s sites are fairly well attended, but the Red Fort, being an A-list attraction literally has the looooooongest lines to get in. Like, I bet folks have to wait on the ticket line for at least an hour.

Unless you’re a foreigner, of course. One of the delights(?) of being a blond white-skinned chick at an A-list Indian tourist attraction is that you get dragged out of the crazy long line by some official-looking security guard, who then marches you past all of the plebeians into a special VIP line. I say a special VIP line, but who am I kidding? I’m pretty sure it’s just the white persons' line. Actually, maybe an Indian with lots of money could go to this line too. Or a brown-skinned person flashing a foreign passport—I’ve just never seen anyone but a white person in the VIP line. Yep, that’s white privilege, right there.

I always feel super guilty when I skip the locals line to go into the VIP line because once there I promptly refuse to pay the exorbitant foreigner’s fee (which is usually about Rs. 300, versus the Rs 10 that Indians pay to get in) and instead flash my residence card. So, I get to skip the line AND I get to pay the Indian rate.  Yep, I feel pretty guilty about it—but I still do it. You see, I’m really a terrible person.

Anyway, here are some more nice pictures that I took of the Red Fort, for those who may not be as palace/fort/tomb weary as I am. Enjoy!








Pigeon racing


 
Last Sunday I went to watch a pigeon race. 

What is a pigeon race, perhaps you ask? Well, my dear friends, let me tell you: pigeon racing is one of the most bizarre and awesome, grandiose and subtle sports I have ever witnessed. It’s an old pastime of Old Delhi, a tradition which is slowly dying out—though, as I happily can report, still robustly alive in certain parts of this city. Pigeon racing is part animal husbandry and soothsaying, part adrenaline-laced excitement, and part lazy Sunday morning social hour.  It takes an immensely talented trainer, a wealthy owner, a cheering partisan crowd, and 85 clever pigeons. It is glorious.

I had first read about this dying sport in Twilight in Delhi, a novel published in 1940 about the pre-WWI Delhi of the author’s childhood. The book is magnificently evocative of the Muslim community living in the old part of the city, and one of the main pastimes of the book’s grand-patriarch is pigeon keeping and racing. This grand patriarch takes his pigeons out flying every morning and occasionally triumphs over his frenemies by having his pigeons “capture” members of their flocks.  I was intrigued by the book’s discussion about this hobby, but had little conception of what this might look like in reality. How could a person train pigeons to fly in a pre-designated path…and return home at a set time? How do you capture pigeons from a neighbor’s flock? How, really, do pigeons race?

For the last 6 months or so I’ve been keeping my eye open for information about this world of pigeon racing, so you can imagine my delight when my favorite Delhi walking guide announced she was leading an excursion to a pigeon race last weekend. Naturally, I signed up—perhaps one of the few times in my life I’ve happily woken up at 7:30am on a Sunday.


 [Rooftops of Old Delhi--before the masses arrive]


The first thing to know about pigeon racing is that it happens in a world onto itself; the rooftops of Old Delhi become the arena. Old Delhi is itself a wondrous part of the city—cluttered, labyrinthine, dilapidated, chaotic, colorful and in every single way an assault on all senses. But once you find your way up to the rooftops it’s a whole different scene.  Quiet, calm and peaceful (or, at least until the racing gets started). Yes, quiet, calm, and peaceful—but not empty. Because on the morning of a touted pigeon race (and, I’m told, on most Sunday mornings, anyway), the rooftops all across this portion of the city are crammed with eager onlookers. Literally, a 360 degree turn reveals rooftops packed with men, young and old, enjoying chai, chatting, and waiting for the games to begin. I suspect that the entire male population of Old Delhi ascends to the rooftops for a few hours each Sunday morning. 

 [The crowd gathers on our roof. The guy in red is the pigeon owner]

 [Crowds on other roofs, hooting and a'hollering.]

All male, of course. The only female, other than the few that had come with our group, who I could discern in the crowd was the 9-year-old daughter of the flock owner whose roof we were on. (After the race was over and we descended back towards the street we stopped into the owner’s apartment, just a floor below the rooftop, and met his wife. She had remained in the house during the entirety of what seemed to me to be the most exciting sporting event this side of the Superbowl, despite the fact it was her family’s flock that was competing!)




Anyway, as I understand them, the rules of pigeon racing are pretty simple. Competitors are scored based on:
  1. How far their flocks fly within the allotted time. (For the race I witnessed, it was a half hour). Apparently there are official scorers sitting of roof decks all over the city who can confirm whether or not the flocks reach a certain neighborhood. Note though, that pigeons don’t just fly out for 15 minutes and then fly back for 15 minutes. Nope—within that 30 min span they make multiple circles around their home roost and it’s their furthest circle that seems to be scored.
  2. If the flocks come home and roost within the allotted time. I didn’t get the sense that this was scored strictly, but if the competition is 30 minutes long and your pigeons disappear for 2 hours then I imagine you get penalized or disqualified for this.
  3. If all of your pigeons come back. The competitive flocks are all 85 pigeons, so if only 83 end up coming home, your points get docked. In fact, once pigeons get released there is a lot of caterwauling from enemy rooftops as competitors are trying to distract pigeons from listening to their owners’ call and returning home.
  4. If you capture any enemies’ pigeons. The competition I watched only had one flock released at a time, but in other competitions multiple flocks are released. The idea is that if your flock flies into a competitor’s flock and their pigeons get confused and come home with yours you get to keep the pigeons you’ve “captured” and then sell them back to the original owner. I asked how much a captured pigeon gets sold back for and the flock owner who was chilling with us told me that it could be anything. I guess it really depends on how much you dislike your competition!

     [These are the two pigeon trainers]

Now, I must admit that how one trains a pigeon to fly in ever increasing circles before gently coming back to roost remains a mystery to me. But clearly the pigeon trainers have a certain kind of mastery over these birds—even a novice bird-watcher like myself can see that the pigeons react differently based on the call being made by their trainer. I could myself could make out three kinds of calls: the caterwaul (in which all members on the rooftop in question join in) which seemed meant to drive the pigeons back out on their rounds; the shrieking whistle; and the soft coo, which along with handfuls of feed thrown into the air, coaxed the pigeons back home.  




I was told also that the pigeon feed is premium grade A human consumable stuff—clearly these birds are well looked after. In fact, the whole process of pigeon racing is really expensive—probably at $6000 a year (which is a lot of money in India—maybe almost a yearly middle class salary).   But the prize money is not to be snuffed at—in the tournament I witnessed first place was Rs 11,000, which is more than an average autorickshaw driver makes in a month. I don’t totally understand all of the finances of it, but the flock owner told us that Old Delhi hosts several informal “clubs” of pigeon racers. Members of the same club share pigeon trainers and won’t compete amongst themselves, but all club members will stake a particular member to compete in any given competition—maybe the prize money is also likewise shared?


[Some well-fed pigeons]


 [In addition to the prize money, the winners also won these awesome trophies!]

As with almost any sporting event, cultural event, or um, just event, period, in India, there also seemed to be an almost spiritual aspect to the racing. It was explained that this particular race was in honor of an recently-deceased grandfather who had been prominent in the pigeon racing world, and before the racing began a sort of dirge was sung for this grandfather.

Anyway, the race itself was very exciting. As you can see from the below video—everyone gets really into all of the hooting and hollering. The owner and the trainers themselves were getting so hysterical I thought someone was going to have a heart-attack. But apparently they knew their business—all of their pigeons came back on time, having traveled, at their furthest, about 4 kilometers.

And then they let me hold the pigeons!