"My autowallah appears to be hunchbacked and wearing a shirt covered in blood. Also, he's singing."
"Why is the dog painted blue?"
"Big drama at the office today--the cabinet next to Nithya's desk is possessed, so we had to leave the building."
"Guys, did I leave my pollution mask at your house yesterday?"
In response to a text "Whatcha doing?" "Waiting for the autowallah to finish peeing so we can go. Looks like he's finishing up."
"Hey roomies, can you pls check to see if it's raining inside my room again? Thx!"
"That asshole monkey is back."
Very, very funny.
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