Last Tuesday, there was a man lying on the street (just off the curb)
outside of my office. He was fully covered with a mangy-looking
blanket, with only his feet sticking out--no shoes. The blanket was
covered with flies. He was lying in the sun on a busy street in the
middle of the day, with no one paying him any mind.
I said to my co-worker, "I think that's a dead body."
My co-worker responded, "Nah, he's probably just sleeping."
Let's consider:
So, "Just Sleeping" it is.
I said to my co-worker, "I think that's a dead body."
My co-worker responded, "Nah, he's probably just sleeping."
Let's consider:
Dead Body?
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Just Sleeping?
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Who sleeps on the side of a busy road?
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Who leaves a dead body on the side of a busy road?
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No, but seriously—isn’t it weird to fall asleep midday in the middle
of the street and cover yourself totally with a blanket?
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Actually, my colleague, who lives in the neighborhood, says he passes
people sleeping like that all the time.
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But, isn’t it possible all of the people my colleague sees sleeping
are actually dead bodies too?
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Unlikely. How many people can be dying and having their friends dump
their bodies off the curb? Indian culture is pretty respectful of the dead.
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Ok, sure—but the blanket was covered in flies.
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EVERYTHING in India is covered in flies. (Just look at your favorite
dosa stand.)
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Why would he choose to sleep in a busy road, though? Wouldn’t he find
a quieter nice side alley?
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Maybe the smaller the street the more likely that you’ll get run
over? Or, maybe he worked in the shop he was lying in front of/truck he was
lying behind and couldn’t really leave the area?
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Ok then, let’s go with “Just sleeping”.
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Yup, definitely just sleeping. That really makes it better for everyone
concerned.
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So, "Just Sleeping" it is.
Oh I just wish I had read this post earlier. I am just back from the salon and dreading my haircut. I had long beautiful hair, she cut them so short and thinks that is the best could be done and suggested colouring as an option. I just hope my hair grows back soon.
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