Has India turned me into a hippie?

Evidence for Kate now being a hippie:

·         I do yoga by myself in my room about 3 times a week. This is because it is cheaper, more convenient and doesn’t require my putting on pants.

·         I have started making my own muesli to eat for breakfast every morning. This requires me to bake oats. Yes, I am now baking oats weekly.

·         The amount of long skirts in my wardrobe has increased by about 700% in the last 10 months.

·         I basically eat like a vegetarian.

·         Sometimes I meditate.

·         The natural tendency of my hair is towards dreadlocks.

·         The frigidity of my bathroom means that showers are getting shorter in duration and longer in non-showering intervals. (This does not help the aforementioned hair’s tendency towards dreadlocks).

 

Evidence for Kate not being a hippie:

·         I spend 9 hours in an office every day.

·         I wear shoes.

You be the judge.