Tuesday, June 10, 2014

The 10 Commandments of Delhi

10. Thou shalt not drink the tap-water.

9. Thou shalt bargain.

8. Thou shalt not overeat. (Ok, well, only once or twice a week)

7. Though shall not covet thy neighbor's scarf.

6. Thou shalt not reveal thoust's knees.

5. Thou shalt check spice levels before taking a big bite.

4. Thou shalt join in Bollywood-style dance parties, without irony.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the air conditioning gods in vain.

2.Thou shalt tip hassle-less autorickshaw drivers well.

1. Thou shalt hydrate.

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