So my roommate tells me:
He has a friend (a French guy, who we'll call Frenchie) who is engaged to a lovely Indian lady (who we'll call Indianette). Indianette lives in an apartment above an older Indian women (who we'll call Heinous Bitch) and her three teenage/early 20s sons (who we'll call Villians). One of the Villians makes a pass at Indianette and is rejected. Next thing you know, Heinous Bitch is telling the entire apartment complex that Indianette is an easy woman, probably a prostitute, who has tempted her innocent sons into a pornography addiction (I swear, you can't make this shit up). Word gets round the housing complex and Indianette begins to suffer increased harassment from the young gentlemen of the area--not the least being the Villians. The whole thing escalates for months until Indianette's neighborhood is legitimately hostile (and probably not so safe) for her anymore.
One day Frenchie is walking Indianette home when he witnesses one of the Villians harassing her. An altercation ensues, the police get involved, Frenchie gets taken to the local jail and beaten up by the cops. (If there is one thing I've learned about Indian jails its that you DO NOT want to be in one).
Indianette's father happens to be friends with the highest ranking policeman in the area (hereinafter, "Top Cop") who goes to the local jail and releases Frenchie. Top Cop then, in front of Frenchie, proceeds to beat the living daylights out of the cops who arrested him. The story comes out: Heinous Bitch and the Villians had bribed the lower level cops to take Frenchie to jail and toss him around a bit. Upon hearing the story, Top Cop then goes to the housing complex and beats up the Villains. He warns them also to stop harassing Indianette.
So, Frenchie released from jail, the Villians and corrupted cops beaten up, Indianette free from further targeted harassment (well, provided all of the other guys in the neighborhood stop harassing her too, I guess). All's well that ends well, right?
Yup! And as my roommate triumphantly concluded his story, the whole thing--getting Top Cop involved and having him release Frenchie and beat up the offenders and warn the hood to stop harrassing Indianette--only cost Indianette's father 2000 Euros!
He has a friend (a French guy, who we'll call Frenchie) who is engaged to a lovely Indian lady (who we'll call Indianette). Indianette lives in an apartment above an older Indian women (who we'll call Heinous Bitch) and her three teenage/early 20s sons (who we'll call Villians). One of the Villians makes a pass at Indianette and is rejected. Next thing you know, Heinous Bitch is telling the entire apartment complex that Indianette is an easy woman, probably a prostitute, who has tempted her innocent sons into a pornography addiction (I swear, you can't make this shit up). Word gets round the housing complex and Indianette begins to suffer increased harassment from the young gentlemen of the area--not the least being the Villians. The whole thing escalates for months until Indianette's neighborhood is legitimately hostile (and probably not so safe) for her anymore.
One day Frenchie is walking Indianette home when he witnesses one of the Villians harassing her. An altercation ensues, the police get involved, Frenchie gets taken to the local jail and beaten up by the cops. (If there is one thing I've learned about Indian jails its that you DO NOT want to be in one).
Indianette's father happens to be friends with the highest ranking policeman in the area (hereinafter, "Top Cop") who goes to the local jail and releases Frenchie. Top Cop then, in front of Frenchie, proceeds to beat the living daylights out of the cops who arrested him. The story comes out: Heinous Bitch and the Villians had bribed the lower level cops to take Frenchie to jail and toss him around a bit. Upon hearing the story, Top Cop then goes to the housing complex and beats up the Villains. He warns them also to stop harassing Indianette.
So, Frenchie released from jail, the Villians and corrupted cops beaten up, Indianette free from further targeted harassment (well, provided all of the other guys in the neighborhood stop harassing her too, I guess). All's well that ends well, right?
Yup! And as my roommate triumphantly concluded his story, the whole thing--getting Top Cop involved and having him release Frenchie and beat up the offenders and warn the hood to stop harrassing Indianette--only cost Indianette's father 2000 Euros!
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